Floccinaucinihilipilification

iellorah:

deep-in-the-trench:

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

• ur cute n beautiful
• you never have to go to college
• ur parents dont judge u
• ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
• whats a gender
• u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

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turtles eat you slowly; tearing your body apart piece by piece.

• turtles want u inside them hothothot

• student: can i borrow a pencil
• teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
• student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

(Source: onefitmodel)

perks-of-fangirling:

thehippiejew:

trickster-dave:

armadilldo:

what if people had food names and food had people names

“hey spaghetti time for dinner”

“what are we having”

“margaret”

i swear everyone on this website is high

shut up chocolate

(Source: livercells)

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

(Source: goddammitganon)

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

(Source: goddammitganon)

• student: can i borrow a pencil
• teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
• student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious